poster movie

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

8 average rating
8
English / 86 MIN. / 2008

The Genres

The Synopsis

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

The Cast

Joel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuFrank ConniffMary Jo PehlJ. Elvis Weinstein

Recommended

Movies

poster movie

Titanic at 100: Mystery Solved

7.3 average rating
poster movie

Stitch! The Movie

6.448 average rating
poster movie

Main Krishna Hoon

6.613 average rating
poster movie

Leroy & Stitch

6.6 average rating
poster movie

American History X

8.344 average rating
poster movie

The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom

6 average rating
poster movie

Tarzan & Jane

5.967 average rating
poster movie

Area of Conflict

8.1 average rating
poster movie

Recep Ivedik 3

4.616 average rating
poster movie

Kathleen Madigan: Madigan Again

7.582 average rating
poster movie

The New World

6.5 average rating
poster movie

Into the Storm

6.1 average rating
poster movie

A Christmas Carol

6.9 average rating
poster movie

Mesrine: Public Enemy #1

7.3 average rating
poster movie

Happily N'Ever After 2

4.9 average rating
poster movie

Sleeping Beauty

6.945 average rating
poster movie

Human Nature

6 average rating
poster movie

Child's Play 2

6.3 average rating
poster movie

The Ring Two

5.74 average rating
poster movie

Banana

7.1 average rating