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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

6.691 average rating
★★★★★
6.691
English / 10 MIN. / 2008

The Genres

The Synopsis

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

The Cast

Paul ClemensMichael James KaceyFay KatoMelissa PaladinoBrian RohanRichard Gale

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