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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

5.5 average rating
5.5
English / 113 MIN. / 1970

The Genres

The Synopsis

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

The Cast

Brian KeithTony CurtisErnest BorgnineIvan DixonSuzanne PleshetteTom EwellBradford DillmanArthur O'ConnellJohn FiedlerDon AmecheChristopher MitchumJean ArgyleJohn James BannonStan BarrettDorothy GreenJohn LasellJames Gavin

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